Testimonials from People Who Clearly Have Better Things to Do

Why I'm glad I'm stuck on this website for hours

"I never knew I could spend 4 hours on a website about nothing, but this is the best nothing I've ever experienced." - Sisyphus

"I was trying to learn how to make a website, but this one is so confusing that it's actually kind of fun." - BobbyTables

"I'm not sure what the point of this website is, but the font is really big and pretty." - CindyPoo